Silas Everhart

"Si," as the ERHS family calls him, is too perfect for words.

The girls call him "walking sex."

The guys call him, "That dude that fucked Chryssy Bale."

He did... the only guy that wasn't older than Chryssy that she hooked up with. Normally, she takes the collegiate route... and she has sometimes been said to take the married man route.

Anyway, achieving this feat is not Silas Everhart's only claim to fame. Not only does he have the looks and sex appeal of a veritable porn star, but he has the brains to go with it. Si Everhart is ranked number 1 out of 300, with a GPA of 4.9875.

No one understands it. It's like he is a god among mortals. To have the mind of a genius and the looks of a model? It's too perfect even for East Rivercrest.

This year, Si has been going to check out schools like Berkeley and MIT every other weekend. The weekends he's not, he's traveling to LA and New York to take his shot at acting and modeling. Somehow, he is here every Monday kicking everyone's ass in every subject. The only time anyone has a chance to do better than Si is on Friday after lunch. Like clockwork, every Friday right before lunch ends, a shuttle from the airport pulls up to take Si to catch his weekly weekend plane. From 12:30 to 3:30 every Friday, ERHS is Si Everhart free... the girls weep, the guys try their damndest to get a little attention for once, and numbers 2 and 3 in the senior class (Patrice Fendle and Marcus Breitman) work dilligently loosen Si's grip on that Valedictorian position.

For those three hours however, Chryssy Bale talks all the shit in the world about Si.

Apparently, he broke her heart. People say that they broke up because he was too interested in his state award winning science project on the effects of Flourine-enhanced Poly-silicates on Thermoneural Electrolized Sodium Nitrate. Chryssy Bale was NOT going to be second to some stupid science project. So she went to his house (he lives alone... bought the house with the money from his internship at AndrilylitemCorp that he has done every summer since 6th grade), took his project and hid it, and waited there on his bed in heat waiting for him to return. When he got to the house, she said, "I'm not telling you where your Florie-nurie-nitrate thingy is until you take me." Well, Si, being "walking sex" as the girls call him, apparently did some weird moaning/body contact/touchy feely thing to Chryssy and she was done for. He didn't get aroused, turned on, undressed, or even mad. He got Chryssy off, got her to tell him where his project was hidden, then had his locks changed and started avoiding Chryssy like the plague. Even still, when Si sees Chryssy at school, he just grabs a random girl and starts making out with her. All the girls oblige (all but Daniela of course).

For this reason, M likes to walk a few feet in front of Chryssy in hopes that Si will see her coming and quickly grab M and passionately make out with it. This is another thing that makes me think M is a girl, but then again, sometimes I think I would make out with Si Everhart...