After Councilman Charles Tollison's naked incident, East Rivercresters were forced to elect someone to take his spot. Charles Tollison's seat at City Hall hadn't been vacant for more than 20 years, so when this dilemma presented itself, people looked to the most highly respected and influential residents of East Rivercrest. On the ballot were Rev. Franklin Towers, pastor of First Baptist Church of East Rivercrest; Juliet Tollison, daughter of ex-councilman, Charles; and Gregory Abercrombie, owner of Lick's Ribs and Barbecue.
This epic election was huge in the city of East Rivercrest due to the demographics of the candidates. However, a heightened sense of liberalism in the city and the fear that a radical conservative (or a Tollison) would once again leave them with their pants down, had it in the bag for local rib king, Greg Abercrombie. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that Greg Abercrombie is a black guy.
See, normally in East Rivercrest, people aren't too highly concerned with race. Most of the city is comprised of educated and intelligent whites and a sprinkling of equally educated and intelligent blacks that just seem to blend in. So the fact that he was black didn't seem like it was going to hurt or help Greg. Unfortunately, Juliet Tollison had nothing to stand on, seeing how she was a mere idle housewife that came from a once respected family. This is why she did what any other status hungry home alone trophy wife would do--planned an all out attack on the beloved restauranteur.
No one even thought twice about Juliet's attempts to tarnish the flawless name of Greg Abercrombie. Even when she stood outside of Lick's trying to discourage people from eating there, people got through her couture dressed picket line of other housewives from her posh subdivision, Riverwycke. Two of her campaign supporters, Linda Lendley and Claire Krisniewski, actually gave up and went inside for some of Greg's chipotle baby back ribs, black eyed peas, collard greens, and fried macaroni and cheese.
Needless to say, Juliet was highly discouraged. She dropped out of the race only 3 weeks after announcing her candidacy, much to the dismay of her campaign manager and political powerhouse son, Justin. Her daughter Jadria, on the other hand couldn't have cared less. The only time she felt threatened was after the race, when her B-list status was threatened by the new councilman's daughter: Keisha.
Before her dad won the election, Keisha Abercrombie just seemed to blend into the crowd. She was an everyday B student, played clarinet in the marching band, and drove to school in a modest handed-down Ford Taurus.
After her dad won the election, within the first year of his term, Keisha Abercrombie seemed to start an ascent above the crowd. A heightened confidence improved her B average to a strong A. She actually catapaulted into Junior Marshall status and proudly served at East Rivercrest's graduation last year. At the end of her sophomore year, she went up against All-State percussionist Toh Pak for the highly coveted title of drum major of the ERHS Condor Cadet Marching Corps and won. Then, the first day of her junior year, she pulled into the school parking lot in a shiny, electric blue hybrid Honda. Along with her stunning new car, she had a stunning new look.
Keisha was never unattractive--in the face, that is. Everyone always attributed her thick, stocky, 5'5" frame to the food served at her dad's restaurant. No one ever talked badly about it, either. They had to admit that Lick's was good, and if they had a parent at home that could cook like that, they'd probably be a little plump as well.
Anyway, junior year, she emerged just as heavy, but with long flowing, silky brown locks; a stylish, figure flattering wardrobe; and flawless honey brown skin accentuated by perfectly matching makeup. Unfortunately, her rising status and these great looks manifested themselves in slutty practices.
Keisha's sexual history, which can only be dated back to the beginning of her dad's term, now contains more than 3/4 of the guys in the band, Taylor Kensington, Si Everhart, and numerous other East Rivercrest boys. Currently, she is even the interest of Daniela Escobar. Needless to say, Jadria Tollison became highly alarmed that she would not only have to compete with Chryssy Bale, but newcomer to the slut regime, Keisha. Keisha was more than ready for anything Jadria attempted to throw her way, though. She remembered how threatened Jadria's mom was during her dad's campaign, so she decided to fight head-on.
Unlike her dad, Keisha decided that good food was not going to be the answer. She refused to eat anything from her father's restaurant for the whole first semester of junior year. When she returned from winter break, she had lost a total of 37 pounds since the beginning of the year, which put her at a flattering 125 pounds. Her new appearance was so well recieved, that everyone suggested that she compete in the Miss ERHS Pageant. She did, and ended up winning the title of Miss Junior, which seriously angered Jadria. Jadria didn't compete for the class title, but instead the title of Miss ERHS. She lost to Chryssy and only won First Runner-Up, while Keisha didn't lose to anyone. Again, an Abercrombie had topped a Tollison.
This year, after relinquishing her title as the band's drum major, and making the varsity cheerleading squad, Keisha has announced her intent for the crown of Miss ERHS. At this, Chryssy shocked everyone and happily decided not only that she wouldn't compete, but that she would support Keisha with her previous pageant resouces. Everyone in the school took this as a blatant gang up on Jadria, but no one rushed to her defense. We are all pretty excited to see someone other than Chryssy win. We are even more excited that it isn't going to be Jadria--even if it is someone that is just as big a slut.
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